well then, immediately after that time … there comes a time when he must create a MORE silly ringtone. and that time – is now.

i’m an avid fan of the E! program “The Soup.” while i actually watch very few of the programs that are remarked about on the show, i typically enjoy snarky comments wherever i can find them.

to that end, i’ve nearly laughed myself silly at a clip they feature frequently of “the YouTube Dog.” i thought, what better sound to alert you of a new caller to your mobile phone? i present to you, the greatest 24 seconds of audio i’ve heard in a long time: the YouTube Dog Ringtone.

use this link to download the YouTube Dog Ringtone mp3

during the movie i had an epiphany: wouldn’t you like your phone calls to be announced with the brilliance of Cereal Killer (played by Matthew Lillard)? behold: the Cereal Killer Ringtone.

use this link to download the Cereal Killer Ringtone mp3

so, allow me to make some suggestions:

twitterritory could represent your circle of followers and followees. just hope Blake doesn’t come to your twitterritory and fire your ass.

twitterrain well, we all know the twitterrain is a bit rocky.

twitterrible has been brought up. i like to apply it to people using obnoxious memes like REDACTED and unicode characters.

twitterracotta would give a nice spanish colonial look. it’s a hot style right now with people possessing absolutely no interior decorating taste whatsoever.

twitterrycloth is nice and soft. very absorbent.

twitterraçe (said with spanish accent) might be a good name for a condo complex where single geeky men live (a la “the fiesta terrace“).

twitterrier find a backyard breeder and we can sell dozens of these dogs. warning: narcoleptic, and prone to biting.

this last one is a bit of a stretch, but:

twittyrannosaurus would probably make a more appropriate error page mascot than the failwhale.

Joel johnson, of Dethroner and Boing Boing Gadgets, was planning on spending the week in the woods with all sorts of high-tech gear run from solar power. he ran into a problem with the flow of electrons, and is considering packing it in. the quote?

No need just to stay out here enjoying nature with no internet.

read more about his plight over @ BB Gadgets

SPIDERS! SPIDERS! SPIDERS!