i assume a vigilante phone company employee decided to turn the tables on this telemarketer that called me. i wonder if they knew why their sales were likely sub-par?

Posted on December 5th, 2007 by mike
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as i’m sometimes quite amused by the spam i receive, most often it is mundane. though today i received a message: From: Hiroo Pragmatist now, finally, that’s someone i can buy my black market ersatz male erectile enhancement pharmaceuticals from! perhaps it’s a tongue-in-cheek nod to Neal Stephenson? (his protagonist hero in Snow Crash was [...]

Posted on July 19th, 2007 by mike
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i’m not sure if (s)he’s related mr(s) Hyperbole, but i got an email today from “Standoff T. Tasteless.”

Posted on March 30th, 2007 by mike
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that’s it. i got spam today, with the “From:” field populated by: Thirteenths P. Hyperbole the message body itself was unfortunately screwed up beyond belief, but it’s just good to see that sender. now i’m wondering what the P stands for.

Posted on March 15th, 2007 by mike
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thank goodness advertisers and distributors are starting to demand authenticity. recently my spam emails for male sexual performance enhancers (you know, besides long division) have not only touted the best prices for various pharmaceuticals, but now they’re assuring me that it’s “authentic viagra!” gosh, i never really doubted what they were selling was real, but [...]

Posted on February 16th, 2007 by mike
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